NOAH'S YACHT

     IT WAS TIME TO GO OUT FOR THE DAILY WALK AND "CRISPY WHISKERS" COULD HARDLY WAIT.  HE MARCHED OUT OF THE DOOR AS THOUGH IT WAS A FIRST TIME EXPERIENCE.  HE ALREADY KNEW THAT IT WAS A SUNNY DAY BEFORE LEAVING THE HOUSE, AS THE SUN SHOWN THROUGH IT'S VARIOUS WINDOWS.  HE HURRIED DOWN THE SIDEWALK AS HE BUSIED HIMSELF LOOKING AROUND. EVERYTHING LOOKED THE SAME SO FAR.  

     AT LAST, HE REACHED THE BEACH.  TO HIS ABSOLUTE AMAZEMENT, JUST WHEN THE DAY WAS BEGINNING TO SEEM A REPEAT OF THE NEXT, IT WAS THEN THAT HE ENCOUNTERED THE BIGGEST SURPRISE OF HIS LIFE.  IT WAS A MILE AND A HALF LONG, THREE HUNDRED FOOT WIDE AND PROBABLY SIX HUNDRED FEET HIGH.  IT WAS A YACHT; AND IT WAS THE BIGGEST BOAT THAT HE HAD EVER SEEN.  NO TELLING WHAT IT WEIGHED; BUT THERE WAS ONE THING FOR SURE:  IT WEIGHED PLENTY.

     "I DON'T LIKE THIS", REMARKED "CRISPY WHISKERS".  "THIS YACHT IS BLOCKING MY VIEW AND I'M GOING ON BOARD TO ASK THE OWNER TO MOVE IT."

     SO "CRISPY WHISKERS" WALKED UP THE PLATFORM AND BOARDED THE YACHT. AFTER LOOKING AROUND FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES HE FINALLY FOUND  SOMEONE.  HE WALKED UP TO THEM.

     "GOOD DAY SIR", HE SAID TO THEM; "BUT COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE THE SHIP'S CAPTAIN IS?"

     THE MAN ANSWERED, "YES SIR:  I CAN.  JUST KEEP WALKING IN THE DIRECTION THAT YOU'RE WALKING FOR ABOUT THREE-HUNDRED FEET AND YOU'LL FIND HIM.  HE'LL BE DRESSED IN A BLACK SUIT WITH A WHITE SHIRT AND BLACK DRESS SHOES."

     "THANK YOU", SAID "CRISPY WHISKERS" AND HE WENT ON HIS WAY.

     AFTER WALKING THE DISTANCE, HE FOUND THE CAPTAIN AS THE MAN DESCRIBED HIM:  WEARING A SUIT AND HAVING ON A WHITE SHIRT AND DRESS SHOES.  THE ONLY THING LEFT OUT WAS THE MIXED DRINK IN HIS HAND.  

     "CRISPY WHISKERS" ASKED, "EXCUSE ME SIR; BUT ARE YOU THE CAPTAIN?"

     THE MAN ANSWERED, "THAT, I AM; AND ALSO THE OWNER OF THIS YACHT."

     "WELL SIR", CONTINUED "CRISPY WHISKERS", "DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MOVE THIS YACHT?  IT'S BLOCKING MY VIEW OF THE OCEAN.  PERHAPS YOU CAN TAKE IT TO THE NEXT HARBOR:  THAT'S ONLY TEN MILES AWAY."

     LOOKING AT "CRISPY WHISKERS" ABSOLUTELY STUNNED, HE REPLIED, "YOU DON'T JUST PICK UP AN ENORMOUS SIZED YACHT LIKE THIS AND MOVE IT TO THE NEXT HARBOR.  ONCE IT'S PARKED, YOU LEAVE IT UNTIL YOU'RE READY TO SET SAIL.  THE TASK OF MOVING THIS YACHT, JUST TO GO ONLY TEN MILES, PULLING UP ANCHOR AND LOWERING IT, FINDING A SPOT AND ALL THE LITTLE DETAILS ARE ENORMOUS.  YOU HAVE TO BE OUT OF YOUR MIND!

BESIDES; YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE THE OCEAN EVERYDAY.  WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO A MOVIE.  IF I FELT LIKE DRIVING TEN MILES TO GET TO THIS TOWN, I WOULD HAVE PARKED THE YACHT TEN MILES AWAY!"

     "THEN YOU'RE JUST GOING TO PARK HERE IN MY VIEW OF THE OCEAN; FOR HOW LONG", ASKED "CRISPY WHISKERS"?

     "PROBABLY A MONTH", ANSWERED THE MAN;  "TILL I GET READY TO LEAVE.  I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE."

     "CRISPY WHISKERS" QUESTIONED FARTHER,  "WHY?  WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH A YACHT THIS BIG ANYWAY?"

     "COME AND I'LL SHOW YOU", INSISTED THE MAN.  

          NOAH'S YACHT                                                WRITTEN BY DWAYNE LEFTRIDGE

NOAH'S YACHT

     THE MAN WALKED AWAY AND "CRISPY WHISKERS" FOLLOWED.  HE LED HIM THROUGH A DOORWAY ON THE MAIN DECK, WHICH ENTERED INTO A GIGANTIC, CONTINUOUS ROOM OF SOME KIND.  THEY WALKED UNTIL THEY CAME TO A LARGE NUMBER OF ANIMAL STALLS.  THE MAN AND "CRISPY WHISKERS" STOPPED AND THE MAN POINTED TO THE STALLS.

     "SEE THESE ANIMAL STALLS", ASKED THE MAN?

     "YES", ANSWERED "CRISPY WHISKERS" IN BEWILDERMENT.

      THE MAN THEN CONTINUED BY SAYING FARTHER, "I'VE COLLECTED TWO TYPES OF EVERY KIND OF ANIMAL IN THE WORLD, THE MALE AND THE FEMALE AND BROUGHT THEM ABOARD THIS YACHT."

     "CRISPY WHISKERS" LOOKED AMAZED AS HE GASPED, "I DON'T BELIEVE IT:  YOU'RE 'NOAH'!-BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE A YACHT INSTEAD OF AN ARK?"

     "BECAUSE I'M NOT 'NOAH'", CLARIFIED THE MAN:   "NOAH DIED HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO.  I'M SOMEBODY WHO DECIDED TO DO WHAT 'NOAH' DID BECAUSE I'M A DRUNK."  YOU NEVER FIND ME WITHOUT A MIXED DRINK IN MY HAND.  I HAVE ONE FROM MORNING TILL EVENING.  I'M A WEALTHY DRUNK SO I BUILT A GIANT YACHT TO PUT ALL THE WORLD'S ANIMALS ON IT AND MY FAVORITE POSSESSIONS TO TAKE WITH ME:  IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT;  BUT I'M NOT 'NOAH'.

     "NOW, IF YOU'LL COME WITH ME, I'LL SHOW YOU MORE; AND BY THE WAY, MY NAME IS 'MR. WITHERWEATHER'."

     "CRISPY WHISKERS" ANSWERED, “AND I'M 'CRISPY WHISKERS'."

     "GLAD TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE, 'CRISPY WHISKERS'", REPLIED "MR. WITHERWEATHER", AS THEY BEGAN TO WALK FARTHER.

     THIS TIME, THEIR WALK TOOK THEM TO A ROW OF CARS.

     "HERE YOU HAVE MY FAVORITE AUTOMOBILES", SAID "MR. WITHERWEATHER".  "I CHOSE MY FAVORITE TEN, OUT OF A CHOICE OF ONE-HUNDRED AND I'LL BE DAMMED;  IF I DIDN'T FORGET MY ANTIQUE "MODEL-T"; BUT I'M STILL HAPPY.

     "NOW, WHAT YOU HAVE HERE FROM RIGHT TO LEFT IS, MY 'LIMOUSINE', MY 'ROLLS', MY 'BENTLEY', MY 'STUDEBAKER', MY FIFTY-FIVE 'IMPALA', MY ANTIQUE PICK-UP TRUCK, MY NEW 'CADILAC', MY OLD 'CADILAC', MY HANDMADE GOLD AND SILVER PLATED 'SQUANTO', WHICH DRIVES LIKE A BRAND NEW VEHICLE AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, MY SOLID GOLD GOLF CART WITH A V-8 ENGINE."

     "WHY DID YOU BRING CARS", ASKED "CRISPY WHISKERS"?  "WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST RENT ONE?"

     "MR. WITHERWEATHER" REPLIED, "I'D RATHER DRIVE MY CARS.  WITH A YACHT THIS BIG, WHY SHOULD I LEAVE THEM AT HOME. NOW, COME WITH ME:  I HAVE MORE TO SHOW YOU."  

     THEY WALKED A FEW FEET MORE AND CAME TO A JUMBO JET.  

     "SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IT", ASKED "MR. WITHERWEATHER"; "MY OWN PERSONAL JUMBO JET.  I LOVE THIS THING!"

     "SO HOW DOES IT TAKE OFF INSIDE THIS BUILDING, WITH ALL THIS STUFF IN THE WAY", ASKED "CRISPY WHISKERS"?

     "WELL", ANSWERED "MR. WITHERWEATHER"; UNFORTUNATELY, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT WHEN I LOADED THE PLANE ONTO THE DOCK, SO IT SITS HERE:  BUT IT HAS A MOVIE SCREEN INSIDE AND A BAR AND I HIRE THREE STEWARDESSES, WITH ONE WORKING EVERY EIGHT HOUR SHIFT.  I ALSO HAVE A TELEVISION, A RADIO, A BATHROOM, CDS AND VIDEOS, A GRILL WITH A COOK AND SHOWER ON THE JET AND MORE!  THIS ALLOWS ME TO GO ONBOARD THE JUMBO JET AND HANGOUT ANYTIME I WANT!"

     "CRISPY WHISKERS" FARTHER INQUIRED," AND IF YOU WANT TO FLY?"

     "HEY; IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL", ANSWERED "MR. WITHERWEATHER".  "IF I WANT TO FLY SOMEPLACE BY JET, I JUST GO TO THE AIRPORT AND I GOT A HELICOPTER ON THIS YACHT ANYWAY, WITH MY OWN PILOT ALWAYS WAITING.

     "NOW; LET US CONTINUE.  I STILL HAVE MORE TO SHOW YOU."  

     THEY WALKED FURTHER STILL AND CAME TO A DOORWAY.  ON THE OUTSIDE, IT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE THERE WOULD BE ANYTHING SPECTACULAR. IT JUST LOOKED LIKE A DOORWAY.  OF COURSE, THE DOORWAY WASN'T WHAT "MR. WITHERWEATHER" WANTED TO SHOW "CRISPY WHISKERS".  WHAT HE WANTED TO SHOW HIM WAS BEHIND THE DOOR.

     "COME THIS WAY",  INSISTED "MR WITHERWEATHER" TO "CRISPY WHISKERS".

     THEY ENTERED THE DOORWAY; AND TO HIS UNBELIEVABLE SURPRISE, THERE WAS A GIANT ROOM FULL OF JEWELRY IN A PILE THAT WAS TWO-HUNDRED FEET LONG, TWO-HUNDRED FEET WIDE AND TWENTY FEET HIGH.

     "MR WITHERWEATHER" POINTED TO IT AND ASKED "CRISPY WHISKERS", WELL; WHAT DO YOU THINK?  THIS IS MY OWN PERSONAL JEWELRY.  I JUST HAD TO TAKE IT WITH ME BECAUSE I LOVE TO CLIMB UP INTO THE PILE AND PLAY IN IT."

     "I SUPPOSE YOU'VE WORN ALL OF IT", REMARKED "CRISPY WHISKERS".

     "MR WITHERWEATHER" REPLIED,  “THE REAL PURPOSE OF JEWELRY ISN'T TO WEAR:  IT'S TO PLAY IN.  JUST LOOK AT THAT PILE.   EVERYTIME I GET IN THAT PILE, I SWIM, JUMP, ROLE, THROW JEWELRY IN THE AIR:  YOU NAME IT AND I DO IT!  JUST LOOK AT THAT PILE; DIAMONDS, DIAMOND RINGS, GOLDEN BRACELETS, DIAMOND BRACELETS, DIAMOND AND GOLD BRACELETS, GOLDEN RINGS, DIAMOND RINGS, DIAMOND AND GOLD RINGS, DIAMOND STUDDED DIAPERS, GOLD ANIMALS, SILVER ANIMALS, GOLDEN EARRINGS, DIAMOND EARRINGS, GOLD AND DIAMOND EARRINGS, SOLID GOLD JEWELRY BOXES, SOME STUDDED WITH DIAMONDS AND RUBIES, SILVER JEWELRY BOXES, SILVER RINGS, SILVER EARRINGS, SILVER AND GOLD EARRINGS WITH DIAMONDS, ALL THESE SAME KINDS OF JEWELRY WITH RUBIES AND EMERALDS, TURQUOISE, GOLDEN STATUES, GOLD AND SILVER CANDLE HOLDERS; YOU NAME IT: IF IT'S EXPENSIVE JEWELRY, I HAVE IT."

     "AND YOU ACTUALLY PLAY IN THIS THE WAY CARTOON AND MOVIE CHARACTERS DO", QUOTED "CRISPY WHISKERS".

     TO THIS, "MR WITHERWEATHER", ANSWERED, "YOU BET!-AND I HAVE FUN TOO!  

     “FOR NOW THOUGH, LET'S GET OUT OF THIS ROOM:  THERE'S MORE TO SEE.  I'VE GOT ANOTHER PILE. LET'S GO."

     HE LEAVES THE ROOM AND "CRISPY WHISKERS" FOLLOWS.  HE FOLLOWS HIM TO ANOTHER ROOM THAT LOOKED LIKE THE FIRST.  TO HIS UTTER AMAZEMENT, "CRISPY WHISKERS" SAW A PILE OF MONEY, JUST AS BIG AS THE PILE OF JEWELRY THAT HE HAD JUST SEEN.  

     "WHEN I WANT A DIFFERENT KIND OF PILE  TO PLAY IN, I COME IN THIS ROOM AND PLAY IN MY MONEY, INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE JEWELRY ROOM AND PLAYING IN MY JEWELRY.  AS YOU CAN SEE, I HAVE LOTS OF PAPER MONEY OF EVERY PRINTED AMOUNT.  I ALSO HAVE ALL KINDS OF GOLDEN COINS AND SILVER COINS MIXED IN WITH THEM.  MY MONEY PILE WOULD BE MY BIGGEST PILE; BUT I HAVE TO KEEP MOST OF IT IN THE BANK.  IF I PUT ALL THE MONEY I HAD IN THE BANK ONTO THIS BOAT, IT WOULD FILL THE WHOLE BOAT AND THERE WOULDN'T BE ROOM ENOUGH FOR ANYTHING ELSE.  BESIDES; IT WOULD BE SO HEAVY THAT IT WOULD SINK THE SHIP.  

     "SOMETIMES I'D  RATHER PLAY IN MY JEWELRY PILE AND SOMETIMES I'D RATHER PLAY IN MY MONEY PILE; BUT THERE ARE ALSO TIMES WHEN I PREFER TO PLAY IN MY STOCK CERTIFICATE PILE.  IT'S JUST AS BIG AS MY JEWELRY PILE AND MY MONEY PILE.    

     "YEP: THOSE ARE THE PILES I PLAY IN; MONEY, JEWELRY, STOCKS; MONEY, JEWELRY, STOCKS.  THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO DO:  I LIKE TO PLAY IN MY PILES OF MONEY, JEWELRY AND STOCKS.

     "NOW; I'VE STILL GOT MORE TO SHOW YOU; AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED A FRACTION OF THE FIRST DECK YET!  FOLLOW ME."

     "MR. WITHERWEATHER" WALKED OUT OF THE ROOM AND THEY VISITED MANY MORE OF "MR. WITHERWEATHER'S" EXTRAORDINARY POSSESSIONS; HUNDREDS OF ANTIQUE DOLLS AND ANTIQUE MANAQUINS, FIFTY EGYPTIAN MUMMIES, A PAIR OF SHOES FOR EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR, WITH SHOES DATING BACK TO THE MIDDLE AGES, AN AUDATORIUM, A GIANT AQUARIUM, WITH ALL THE SEA CREATURES, IN ORDER TO TAKE ALL THE CREATURES THAT HE WAS UNABLE TO PUT IN HIS ANIMAL STABLES BECAUSE THEY NEEDED WATER; EVEN A HOSPITAL WITH ALL THE NECESSARY STAFF.  THE POSSESSIONS AND DISPLAYS WENT ON AND ON AND ON.

     AFTER WALKING CONSTANTLY AND NEVER EVEN LEAVING THE DECK THEY WERE ON AND LOOKING AT WHAT SEEMED TO BE AN ETERNAL COLLECTION OF "MR. WITHERWEATHER'S" PERSONAL TREASURES, AT LAST "MR. WITHERWEATHER"  ANNOUNCED, "AND NOW THAT WE'VE SEEN A LOT; AND SINCE WE COULDN'T POSSIBLY SEE ALL OF MY POSSESSIONS I HAVE ON THIS YACHT IN LESS THAN A MONTH,  I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU TO SEE ONE MORE THING:  

     "PLEASE FOLLOW".

     HE LED "CRISPY WHISKERS" TO ANOTHER LARGE ROOM.  THIS TIME, IT WAS FILLED WITH AN UNBELIEVABLE SUPPLY OF PAINTINGS, STATUES, AND POTTERY, DATING ALL THE WAY BACK TO "SUMERIA"; THE CIVILIZATION THAT PRECEDED ANCIENT "EGYPT" AND THE "PERSIAN EMPIRE".  THERE WERE ANTIQUE STATUES MADE OF WOOD, CEMENT, PLASTER, ETC., FROM NEARLY EVERY CIVILIZATION.  THERE WERE PAINTINGS MADE ON CANVAS, WOOD, GIANT VASES, ETC.  THE SUPPLY SEEMED NEVER ENDING.  

     "THIS, WHICH IS PROBABLY OBVIOUS TO YOU, IS MY ART COLLECTION", HE SAID.  "AS YOU CAN SEE, IT IS A TREMENDOUS COLLECTION.  I HAVE MORE ART THAN ALL THE PRESENT DAY HEADS OF NATIONS IN THE WORLD COMBINED:  BUT OUT OF ALL THESE PAINTINGS, THERE IS ONE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SHOW YOU MORE THAN ANY OTHER.  COME THIS WAY PLEASE."

     HE TOOK "CRISPY WHISKERS" TO A GIANT PORTRAIT OF A WOMAN WHO WORE A SKIRT BUT WHO WAS NAKED FROM THE WASTE UP.  TO HIS SHOCK, THE WOMAN HAD FOUR BREASTS.

     "CRISPY WHISKERS", MENTIONED IMMEDIATELY, "HEY; THIS WOMAN HAS FOUR BOOBS?  WHY DOES SHE HAVE FOUR BOOBS?"

     HE SAID TO "CRISPY WHISKERS",  "THIS IS A STATUE OF MY MOTHER.  SHE WAS A SORT OF FREAK.  AS YOU JUST NOTICED, SHE HAD FOUR BOOBS.  EVERYTIME SHE GOT PREGNANT, WHEN SHE GAVE BIRTH, SHE ALWAYS GAVE BIRTH TO QUADRUPLETS.  IN FACT, I HAPPEN TO BE A QUADRUPLET.  MY MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO QUADRUPLETS TEN TIMES, WHICH MEANS THAT SHE HAD FORTY CHILDREN.

     "I HATE THIS, BECAUSE I WAS THE OLDEST.  I AM THE LEAST SUCCESSFUL OF ALL MY QUADRUPLET BROTHERS AND SISTERS BECAUSE WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, I ALWAYS HAD TO TAKE CARE OF ALL THE OTHERS.  TAKING CARE OF THIRTY-NINE BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND A MOTHER WITH FOUR BOOBS REALLY TAKES A LOT OUT OF YOU.  THAT'S THE BURDON OF BEING THE OLDEST CHILD IN A BIG FAMILY."

     "YOU POOR THING", NOTED "CRISPY WHISKERS":  "YOU MUST REALLY BE HURTING."

     "MR WITHERWEATHER" REPLIED, "I AM: I'M SUFFERING; AND I FEEL HIGHLY CHEATED IN LIFE, THAT ALL OF MY OTHER BROTHERS AND SISTERS HAVE SO MUCH MORE THAN ME WHEN I HELPED MY FOUR BOOBED MOTHER TAKE CARE OF THEM."

     "WELL 'MR. WITHERWEATHER'; YOU'VE GOT TO SEE IT THIS WAY", OBSERVED "CRISPY WHISKERS":  "YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS MAY HAVE MORE THAN YOU;  BUT STILL; YOU HAVE MORE THAN PROBABLY ANYBODY ELSE, OTHER THAN YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS; AND IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE AWFUL CLOSE TO IT."

     "MR. WITHERWEATHER" BLURTED OUT, "YOU KNOW; I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT OF THAT!  YOU'RE RIGHT:  I'M BETTER OFF THAN ANYBODY ELSE BUT  MY THIRTY-NINE BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND MY FOUR BOOBED MOTHER!"

     ALL OF A SUDDEN, "MR. WITHERWEATHER" BROKE DOWN CRYING  AS HE CLUTCHED ONTO "CRISPY WHISKERS", SPILLING HIS MIXED DRINK ON HIM AND SCREAMED OUT "OH HOW AWFUL!  YOU ARE RIGHT!  I'M THE FORTY-FIRST WEALTHIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!  I'VE DONE EVERYTHING; SEEN EVERYTHING; HAVE EVERYTHING.  THERE'S NOTHING LEFT.  WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?  ALL I DO IS WALK AROUND IN THIS YACHT, SWIM AROUND IN MY MONEY PILE, MY STOCK CERTIFICATE PILE AND JEWELRY PILE AND LOOK AT MY ART GALLERY.  IT TAKES ME A WHOLE MONTH TO SEE EVERYTHING ON MY YACHT!  MONEY, JEWELRY, STOCK CERTIFICATES, ART!  MONEY, JEWELRY, STOCK CERTIFICATES ART!  I DON'T HAVE A LIFE AND I'M SUFFERING!  I'VE DONE EVERYTHING:  EVERYTHING!  WHAT ON EARTH AM I GOING TO DO?"

     "WELL 'MR. WITHERWEATHER", UTTERED "CRISPY WHISKERS"; "IF YOU TAKE YOUR 'FOUR BOOB' GRABBING PAWS OFF OF ME AND QUIT SPILLING YOUR DRINK ON ME, MAYBE I CAN BE OF ASSISTANCE."

     "MR. WITHERWEATHER" TOOK HIS HANDS OFF OF "CRISPY WHISKERS" AS HE RETRACTED HIS DRINK AND STRAIGHTENED IT UPWARD AND INQUIRED, "AND JUST HOW IS A MINNIE-PAUPER LIKE YOU, AN ABSOLUTE POOR SLOB GOING TO BE OF ASSISTANCE TO ME?  YOU DON'T HAVE A PILE OF GOLD AND SILVER COINS AND PAPER MONEY.  YOU DON'T HAVE A PILE OF STOCK CERTIFICATES.  YOU DON'T HAVE A PILE OF JEWELRY.  YOU DON'T HAVE A YACHT.  YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING I BET."

     "OH YES I DO", ARGUED "CRISPY WHISKERS":  "I DO HAVE SOMETHING AND I HAVE SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T HAVE; AND IT'S SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE YET.    

     "SURE, YOU HAVE YACHTS AND JETS AND PILES OF GOLD AND DIAMOND JEWELRY; A PILE OF GOLD AND SILVER COINS, MIXED IN WITH PAPER MONEY; A PILE OF STOCK CERTIFICATES, A YACHT AND A FOUR BOOBED MOTHER; BUT I BET YOU’RE SO RICH, THAT YOU’VE NEVER ATE HARD BOILED EGG BEFORE.

     "IT JUST SO HAPPENS, I HAVE SOME HARD BOILED EGGS IN MY POCKET.

     "CRISPY WHISKERS" HANDED "MR. WITHERWEATHER"  HIS HARD BOILED EGGS  AND 'MR. WITHERWEATHER' GLADLY TOOK THEM.

     "THANK YOU", HE SAID.  "I HAVE A HUNCH THAT I'M REALLY GOING TO ENJOY THIS.  I'LL TAKE ONE OF THESE HARD BOILED EGGS TO THE HOSPITAL AND GIVE IT TO MY FOUR BOOBED MOTHER.  SHE'S IN THE HOSPITAL AND SHE’S NEVER HAD A HARD BOILED EGG EITHER.  SHE'S PREGNANT AGAIN!”

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DWAYNE LEFTRIDGE

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